Comebacks

I want to give myself to you.
...sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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I'd go through anything for you.
...let's start with your bank account.

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Your body is like a temple.
...sorry, there are no services today.

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Your place or mine?
...both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.

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May I hold your hand?
No thanks, it isn't heavy.

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If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Sure, what's your phone number??

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Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Don't you ever want to improve??

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I love you and I could die for you!
How soon??

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Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

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"...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
"Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".