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Friday, December 22, 2006

My Life Rate

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
7.7
Mind:
7.5
Body:
7.7
Spirit:
7.9
Friends/Family:
5
Love:
2.9
Finance:
8
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

I'm a O7-C52-E83-A32-N18 Big Five!!

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin popularly known as "The Crocodile Hunter" was born in Australia in 1962 to parents Lyn and Bob Irwin, who were animal naturalists. Steve married fellow naturalist, Terri Irwin (Baines) in 1992. They had one daughter, Bindi Sue Irwin, who was born July 24, 1998. He died in September 2006 following an attack by a stingray, off the Great Barrier Reef.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Comebacks

I want to give myself to you.
...sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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I'd go through anything for you.
...let's start with your bank account.

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Your body is like a temple.
...sorry, there are no services today.

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Your place or mine?
...both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.

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May I hold your hand?
No thanks, it isn't heavy.

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If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Sure, what's your phone number??

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Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Don't you ever want to improve??

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I love you and I could die for you!
How soon??

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Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

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"...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
"Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

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